Ban the sale of popcorn in U.K cinemas

<p>People of the United Kingdom!!</p><p>Many of you know the pain of visiting the cinema, and having your enjoyment ruined by noise pollution.</p><p>I call on you now to stand with me, and tell cinema chains, the government and the world at large, that no longer are we prepared to let open mouthed grazers ruin our film viewing.</p><p>The reasons I wish to ban the selling of popcorn in U.K cinemas are as follows:-&nbsp;</p><p>Popcorn is the least appropriate snack for an environment that requires silence.</p><p>Cinema chains bombard us with constant reminders to be quiet during the film and then they sell the loudest food known to man on the premises!!!&nbsp;</p><p>In no other situation would anybody consider a bucket of cooked grain the snack of choice for 2 hours of entertainment.</p><p>Popcorn stinks!! Literally, next time you're aroundsome, give it a sniff, you'll be stunned.</p><p>In brief it's Loud, it smells, it tastes of nothing, and shares a consistency with weakened polystyrene</p><p>We must see popcorn banned from sale in U.K cinemas. Sign the petition now people, let's make it happen!!!.</p>