<p>John Cwmbetws is opportunistically taking advantage of the miserable weather that the good people of Eglwyswrw have been suffering for the last 81 days and turning it into an exercise of unabashed self-promotion. This is probably an attempt to gain power in the region and ultimately to take over Wales and turn us all into farmers.</p><p>He pretends that he wants nothing less than to break the record but of course he is playing a very clever game. He would love for Eglwyswrw to break the record so that he can get even more exposure and maybe one day get his own TV show. His obvious electric charisma is there for all to see and this is a very real possibility, but it's all part of the master plan.</p><p>Please sign this petition so that we can stop him from appearing on more news items and embarrassing the people of the ardal by always talking about his sheep.</p><p>We petition the BBC, ITV and Sky to stop giving John Cwmbetws any more airtime for the good of the region and ultimately the country.</p><p>Either that or maybe we petition God to get it to stop raining. But God is unpetitionable.</p>
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